Last night's GOP debate was a near perfect copy of the candidates from Futurama's December 1999 episode: A Head in the Polls.
Cloned from the same DNAJohn Jackson: "It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say: I'm against those things that everybody hates."
Jack Johnson: "Now, I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man. But quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said."
John Jackson: "I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."
Jack Johnson: "And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."
Rick Romney: "I say your support for illegal aliens goes too far."
Mitt Perry: "And I say your support for illegal aliens doesn't go too far enough."