When I saw this, my first thought was of the classic Phil Hartman skit on SNL, called Cooking With The Anal Retentive Chef. My second thought was, how sad that I actually want this. But I really do.
Check it out. Fred and Friends OCD Cutting Board. I love the subdivisions for dicing and cubing. Christmas is coming and this is a great gift idea. Get one today. What are you waiting for? This thing has a protractor etched into for crying out loud!
The Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Chopping Board