Brio Toys

brioTired of those low test scores that come from buying your child's toys from Mattel? Maybe the paint isn't quite as delicious as sweet chewy lead, but the brightly colored classics from Brio are sure to be a hit with your youngster (warning: the site is always remarkably slow to load for some reason). Elegant and free from the stupefying effect of contemporary Wal-Mart fare, Brio toys are as fun for desginers as they are for little crumb munchers. Buy a train set today and get ready for Stanford tomorrow.

Note: Click the Mattel link above and watch the Creepy CEO talk about their committment to blah blah blah. Seriously, would you buy a toy from that guy?