Daycare Pestilence

Nothing rocks the core of your mortality better than a good virus. Call me dramatic, but the last couple of days have seen me sicker than I have been since I last had the flu in 1996. I used to go a year or two at a time without so much as catching a cold but now that our son attends daycare, we are averaging a new cold every two weeks. How I miss those days.

In my fever addled stupor, I have coined the term Daycare Pestilence. I know it is mine because there is not a single search result in Google to be found. Funny, that sounds clever and well thought out but this morning, I could not remember how to unlock my Blackberry.